{"id":983,"date":"2008-04-18T09:18:41","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T09:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/svapm.org\/2008\/04\/18\/project-management-for-dummies-horror-story\/"},"modified":"2019-08-07T14:35:24","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T21:35:24","slug":"project-management-for-dummies-horror-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/svapm.org\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Project Management For Dummies Horror Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow, I guess they’ve got a for dummies book on everything now.\u00a0 Awesome.\u00a0 There is also of course the 10 minute project manager book in case you find yourself dubbed project manager 10 minutes before the kick off meeting.\u00a0 No problem, just read the handy 10 minute guide in the stall on your bathroom break beforehand.\u00a0 That’s what everyone else does.\u00a0 After all\u00a0 there is probably no profession beside air guitarist that competes with the ease and overpayment of\u00a0 project management.\u00a0 If you find anything glaryingly wrong with this post it’s because I was a project manager for many years, ’nuff said, k? \u00a0 Anyways, just take my advice and short circuit having to read the 10 minute guide or the project management for dummies guide.\u00a0 I mean, that’s a lot of work.\u00a0 Instead, I’m gonna let you in on a really big secret.\u00a0 It’s better than project management for dummies, better than project management in 10 minutes, heck it’s even better than project management for anencephalitics.\u00a0 \u00a0 Just follow the instructions here and your team will snap into place no problem, and you can manage your dream team and not even have to dress them up for Halloween.\u00a0 Just follow the recipes here and you’ve got it made without having to crack even the simplest of books or break a sweat — http:\/\/www.lifehack.org\/articles\/productivity\/halloween-diy-project-make-your-own-zombie.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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